Lyrics: Mileage Creditville 🎶

Mileage Creditville: A Mileage Addict’s Lament 🎶

(to the melody of Margaritaville)

I don’t know the reason,

I’ve been cycling all season;

Nothin’ to show but a pin and a mug.

Fightin’ the weather,

My butt’s numb as leather,

I coulda’ been home, warm, snug as a bug.

Wastin’ away again in Mileage Creditville,

Hopin’ to come home with a banquet award;

And when I, with pride, tell my wife ’bout my ride,

She just stares – and looks really bored.  ✎

Maybe an e-bike,

or even an e-trike,

Somethin’ to give me a little more boost;

But I’m growin’ older,

I’ve got a bum shoulder,

My body tells me it’s time for the roost.

Wastin’ away again in Mileage Creditville,

Sometimes I ride so long I feel sick;

And though I have tried to make every ride,

I know – I’ll never catch Dick.*

Yes, even if I ride ’til my worn-out legs are fried,

I know . . . I’ll never catch Dick.

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        Dick Weber

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* Dick Weber rode 177 rides completing 6,203 club miles in 2024 and has been a member since 1992 making his grand total 304,016 cumulative club miles, more than any other club member.